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Lugar: Urubamba (Perú)

Anécdota: En uno de mis múltiples puntazos que me dan decidí apuntarme a una excursión en bicicleta por las Salinas de Maras en el Valle Sagrado (Perú). Para poneros en antecedentes: el deporte y yo no nos llevamos bien, digamos que mi actividad deportiva se limita a ir al gimnasio como máximo un mes y medio al año y a jugar al Wii Sports en casa, así que imaginaros!!!!

En la primera cuesta ya estaba que no podía con mi alma y para postre el camino estaba todo empedrado y peligroso así que ni corta ni perezosa agarré la bicicleta a cuestas y en la primera carretera que vi paré a una furgonetilla que iba atestada de gente y animalitos, endiñé la bici en la baca y me quedé esperando en el pueblo tumbada a la bartola hasta que el resto de la expedición aparecieron hechos polvo, eso sí, no me libré de las agujetas ya que al día siguiente tenía los brazos que no los podía ni mover!!!!

Lugar: Osaka (Japón)

Anécdota: Mientras estábamos en la estación de tren de Osaka me entraron ganas de ir al baño a mear, cuando fui a tirar de la cadena: HORROR!!!! Aquello parecía un panel de la nasa y todo estaba escrito en japonés. Solución: Puse en marcha mis dotes de deducción, pensé para mí, vamos a ver, aquí hay mogollón de botoncitos escritos en un idioma que no entiendo y como yo fijo que hay un montón de gente que tampoco los entiende y hay un botón gordo resaltado de color rojo y que pone en inglés PUSH así que esto debe ser para algo importante. Ni corta ni perezosa y pensando que había escogido bien le doy al botoncillo rojo, de repente empieza una sirena: ninoninonino….madreeeee!!!! ya la he liado!!!! Como ya no tenía mucho que perder empecé a tocar todos los botones escritos en japo y allí empezó a saltar agua, a sonar pajarillos, etc, etc… así que salí para fuera y todas las japonesas que estaban espolvoreándose la cara con maquillaje se me quedaron mirando, yo me dije: piernas para qué os quiero así que salí escopetada para fuera y le dije a mi marido: corre!!! Él me pregunta: ¿has sido tú la de la alarma? No necesitó una respuesta…lo peor: policías salían como champiñones de todos los lados !!! Más tarde hablando con un chico japonés me dijo que seguramente habría apretado la alarma antivioladores…

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संघीयता को महत्व सात वटा ​

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संघवाद एक अस्पष्ट दार्शनिक शब्द के रूप में प्रकट हो सकता है, लेकिन इसका एक बहुत ही ठोस अर्थ है। यह इस विचार को संदर्भित करता है कि हम कैसे शासित होते हैं, इसके बारे में निर्णय उस नियम द्वारा शासित लोगों के निकटतम सरकार के स्तर पर किए जाते हैं। यह केवल तभी आवश्यक है जब स्थानीय समुदाय सत्ता को उच्च स्तर की सरकार को सौंपने के लिए चुनता है।

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संघवाद की प्रमुख विशेषताएं:

१) सरकार के दो या दो से अधिक स्तर (या स्तर) होते हैं।

2) सरकार के विभिन्न स्तर एक ही नागरिक को नियंत्रित करते हैं, लेकिन कानून, कराधान और प्रशासन के विशिष्ट मामलों में प्रत्येक स्तर का अपना अधिकार क्षेत्र होता है।

3) सरकार के संबंधित स्तरों या स्तरों के क्षेत्राधिकार संविधान में निर्दिष्ट हैं।

4) संविधान के मौलिक प्रावधानों को एक स्तर की सरकार द्वारा एकतरफा नहीं बदला जा सकता है। इस तरह के परिवर्तनों के लिए सरकार के दोनों स्तरों की सहमति की आवश्यकता होती है।

5) न्यायालयों को संविधान की व्याख्या करने और सरकार के विभिन्न स्तरों की शक्तियों की व्याख्या करने की शक्ति है।

६) सरकार के प्रत्येक स्तर के लिए राजस्व के स्रोत उसकी वित्तीय स्वायत्तता सुनिश्चित करने के लिए निर्दिष्ट हैं।

७) इस प्रकार संघीय व्यवस्था के दोहरे उद्देश्य हैं: देश की एकता की रक्षा करना और उसे बढ़ावा देना, साथ ही साथ क्षेत्रीय विविधता को समायोजित करना।

What are some good things to know before starting spanish?

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Good things to know are, two l's equal a y sound, make sure to know when to add feminine too it and when you add there masculine.

Locate the adjectives, adverbs, and articles in the following sentence. Choose "adjective" for each adjective, "adverb" for each adverb, and "article" for each article. If the word is not an adjective, adverb, or article, select "other." The sly old fox jumped quickly into the square box.

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The = ARTICLE

sly = ADJECTIVE

old = ADJECTIVE

fox = OTHER (SUBSTANTIVE)

jumped = OTHER (VERB)

quickly = ADVERB

into = OTHER (PREPOSITION)

the = ARTICLE

square = ADJECTIVE

box = OTHER (SUBSTANTIVE)

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Hi, Minyietilana! :)

Look at the pictures attached to find out the meaning of  an ADJECTIVE, an ADVERB and an ARTICLE.

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pls write 5-6 lines of vayayam ke labh in hindi pls help
sorry in my phone there is no hindi option when i press ask question ​

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Heyy... Hope this helps.. If yes plz mark me as BRAINLIEST.. Plz?

Actually... I wrote a Para... So select some lines from it... Tysm..

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जिस प्रकार मानव जीवन के लिए वायु, जल तथा भोजन की आवश्यकता है इसी प्रकार व्यायाम भी मानव जीवन के लिए आवश्यक है । इसकी कमी से मनुष्य का जीवन दुर्बल और अनेक रोगों का घर बन जाता है ।

व्यायाम से शारीरिक शक्ति बढ़ती है, स्वास्थ्य ठीक रहता है । मनुष्य धन कमा सकता है परन्तु उस धन से स्वास्थ्य नहीं प्राप्त कर सकता । व्यायाम करने से शरीर हल्का और फुर्तीला बन जाता है । उत्साह में वृद्धि होती है और पाचन शक्ति तेज होती है । पटठे और हड्डियां दृढ़ हो जाती हैं । मस्तिष्क का विकास होता है क्योंकि स्वस्थ शरीर में ही स्वस्थ मस्तिष्क निवास करता है ।

व्यायाम अनेक प्रकार से किया जाता है । दण्ड पेलना, मुग्दर, कुश्ती खेलना, कबड्डी, सैर करना आदि अनेक प्रकार के व्यायाम हैं, परन्तु जो व्यायाम धीरे-धीरे हो वह उत्तम है । नियम से प्रतिदिन व्यायाम करना लाभदायक होता है । व्यायाम अपनी शक्ति से बढ़कर कभी नहीं करना चाहिए । थकावट अनुभव होने पर व्यायाम छोड़ देना चाहिए ।

जैसे जैसे शक्ति का संचार अधिक हो, वैसे वैसे व्यायाम की मात्रा बढ़ाई जा सकती है । शक्ति से बढ़कर व्यायाम करना हानिकारक सिद्ध होता है । शीतकाल तथा बसंत ऋतू व्यायाम के लिए बहुत अच्छी है । गर्मी तथा वर्षा के मौसम में कम व्यायाम करना चाहिए । स्वास्थ्य बहुमूल्य धन है जिसने पा लिया उसने सब कुछ पा लिया । अतः सभी को प्रतिदिन व्यायाम करना चाहिए ।

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व्यायाम से मानसिक तनाव और थकान मिटती है । शरीर का रक्त शुद्ध हो जाता है तथा पूरे शरीर में ताजगी आती है । व्यायाम यदि खुले स्थान में या किसी पार्क में किया जाए तो अधिक लाभ मिलता है । फेफड़ों को शुद्ध वायु पर्याप्त मात्रा में मिलती है । पेशियों और अस्थियों को ताकत मिलती है । शरीर का दर्द और ऐंठन मिट जाती है । ज्ञानेन्द्रियों में सजगता आती है । संपूर्ण शरीर प्राकृतिक दशा में कार्य करने लगता है । शारीरिक दुर्बलता और सुस्ती समाप्त हो जाती है । इस तरह व्यायाम के प्रभाव से शरीर में नवजीवन का संचार होता है । बूढ़े और बीमार लोग भी अपने भीतर स्कूर्ति का अनुभव करने लगते हैं ।

மேற்கண்ட இப்படம் குறித்து 5 வரிகளில் கவினுற தங்கள் கருத்துகளைப் பதிவு செய்க. ​
pls ANSWER This question. very urgent.

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Translation:

Post your comments about the above picture in 5 lines.

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I'll edit the answer if this is not the answer you're looking for.

Thank You!

1) What embarrasses you the most and/or what's been your most embarrassing moment? 2) Who do you look up to the most, and what qualities do you love about that person? 3) What would be your perfect day? ... 4) What's your biggest fear? 5) How do you like to be comforted when you're sad or upset? 6) What's your all-time favorite memory?

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1) I get embarresed when public speaking or birthdays (not even mine). I'm also VERY introverted.

2) I look up to my mom the most. You can always rely on her. My mom is my hero.

3) The perfect day for me would be staying indoors all day and on my computer, but since we are already under quarentine, I guess I got my perfect day already.

4) I have common fears like spiders, clowns, etc. I'm not a big fan of natural disasters, dangerous creatures, and insects. But my worst fear is probably the water.

5) When I'm upset, I don't like to be conforted. I like to be self-preserved and work things out by myself because I work better alone.

6) I have lots of memmories but my favorite one probably has to be a few years back when I lived in my old house with my parents and siblings. It was winter-time and my mom would go to work everyday to new york (which was far away from where I used to live). When it started to snow, my mom used to throw snowballs at the window where my sister and I slept everyday.

I just loved those days for some reason, it gave me joy because I never got to see my mom as much back then (My mom doesn't work so far away now).

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1) I get embarresed when public speaking or birthdays (not even mine). I'm also VERY introverted.

2) I look up to my mom the most. You can always rely on her. My mom is my hero.

3) The perfect day for me would be staying indoors all day and on my computer, but since we are already under quarentine, I guess I got my perfect day already.

4) I have common fears like spiders, clowns, etc. I'm not a big fan of natural disasters, dangerous creatures, and insects. But my worst fear is probably the water.

5) When I'm upset, I don't like to be conforted. I like to be self-preserved and work things out by myself because I work better alone.

6) I have lots of memmories but my favorite one probably has to be a few years back when I lived in my old house with my parents and siblings. It was winter-time and my mom would go to work everyday to new york (which was far away from where I used to live). When it started to snow, my mom used to throw snowballs at the window where my sister and I slept everyday.

I just loved those days for some reason, it gave me joy because I never got to see my mom as much back then (My mom doesn't work so far away now).

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Identify the sentences that correctly combine two independent clauses. (Select all that apply.)

I like the Colorado Rockies, I also like the Catskills.
I like the Colorado Rockies; I also like the Catskills.
I like the Colorado Rockies, however, I also like the Catskills.
I like the Colorado Rockies; however, I also like the Catskills.

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I like the colorado Rockies,i also like the Catskills

Write 5 Lines About Gandhi Ji In Hindi Pls Someone Tell The Answer​

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Answer:Gandhi was a human born in india.

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Hope it helps u! Plz mark me BRAINLIEST if it does help u! TYSMM

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» महात्मा गांधी भारतीय नागरिक अधिकार नेता थे |

» इनका पूरा नाम मोहनदास करमचंद गाँधी था।

» उनका जन्म 2 अक्टूबर 1869 को पोरबंदर में हुआ था। (वर्तमान गुजरात) |

» उनके पिता करमचंद गांधी थे और उनकी माता पूतळाबाई गांधी थी |

» “सत्य के साथ मेरे प्रयोगों” की कहानी गांधी जी की आत्मकथा है |

WRITE PAST SIMPLE OR PAST PERFECT?

1.- Barbara …………… (live) in Greece for three years before she ………… (move) to Italy.
2.-My team …………….. (not win) the football match because they ……………. (play) badly.
3.-The teacher ……………. (punish) the student because he …….……. (be) very naughty.
4.-By winter, the new soap opera ……………. (become) the most popular show on TV.
5.-He …………… (mug) three passengers by the time the police …………….. (arrive)
6.-The pirates ……………. (hijack) an enormous ship two months ago in Somalia.
7.-The captain of the ship ………………….(surrender) because he … ……… (hate) violence.
8.-The journalist …………. (interview) the famous actress before the TV…………. (come)
9.-Everyone ……………. (leave) the train before the bomb ……………… (explode)
10.- By the time my mum …………..… (prepare) lunch, we ………….. (lay) the table.

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1. lived , moved
2. won’t win, played
3. punished, was being
4. became
5. mugged, arrived
6. hijacked
7. surrendered, hated
8. interviewed, came
9. left, exploded
10. prepared, laid

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Ans 1. lived , moved

     2. won’t win, played

      3. punished, was being

      4. became

      5. mugged, arrived

     6. hijacked

     7. surrendered, hated

     8. interviewed, came

     9. left, exploded

     10. prepared, laid

In The Wonderful Wizard of Oz, the Woodman is taken to the Throne room to meet Oz. What does he see?
O A. The room was empty; there was just a recorded voice.
B. A woman with long green hair
C. A beast the size of an elephant with five eyes
D. A short man dressed in green, wearing a crown

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C. A beast the size of an elephant with five eyes

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Leia o trecho abaixo da crônica "Blecaute", de Paula Pimenta: 01 - Aponte o fato que levou a cronista a escrever a crônica sobre o tema "blecaute": * 1 ponto a) A pergunta feita pelo professor de violão clássico sobre a eletricidade. B) O blecaute demorado na aula de música. C) A comodidade proporcionada pela eletricidade. D) O retorno da luz na aula de música.

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Olá. O texto ao qual a pergunta se refere é:

“Sabia que a luz elétrica, no Brasil, existe apenas de uns 100 anos pra cá?” Essa foi a pergunta que meu professor de violão clássico me fez no meio de um blecaute demorado – culpa de um gerador queimado por algum raio – que fez com que a aula tomasse outro andamento, totalmente improvisado, mas não menos proveitoso. "

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B) O blecaute demorado na aula de música.

Explanation:

O trecho da da crônica "Blecaute", de Paula Pimenta mostra que ela decidiu escrever essa cronica inspirada em um blecaute demorado que ela presenciou durante a aula de violão clássico.

Embora a aula de violão tivesse que ser finalizada por conta da falta de luz, o professor, para ter o tempo perdido, começou a contar a historia sobre a energia elétrica no Brasil, o que fez que a aula ficasse interessante e proveitosa.

narrado de la historia los ojos del perro siberiano

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Translation:

Narrated from the story the eyes of the Siberian dog

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You are not able to go to the cinema with your friend because you are sick. Write approximately 100 ja* in Korean

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당신은 아프기 때문에 친구와 함께 영화관에 갈 수 없습니 다.

Explanation:

dangsin-eun apeugi ttaemun-e chinguwa hamkke yeonghwagwan-e gal su eobs-seubnida.

hope it helps please correct me if Iam wrong ◉‿◉

12. 'लता' शब्दले के अर्थ बुझाउँछ ? 1. लम्बाइ 2. लहरो 3. लचिलो 4. झारपात
fast pls​

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लहरो हो

२ no को हो

,I think it will help u

Ninguem sofrera intromissões arbitrarias na sua vida privada.

Analisa sintaticamente a frase

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análise sintática da frase ninguém sofrerá intromissões arbitrárias na sua vida

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Select the restrictive clause in the sentence below.

The boy who is in yellow is my brother.

he boy who is in yellow
who is in yellow is my
yellow is my brother
who is in yellow

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Ans = who is in yellow is my

यात्रा सुरु गर्दा समय किन अनुकुल छ?​

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यात्रा सुरु गर्नका लागि समय एकदमै अुनुकूल रहेको छ । हाल देशले सयौँको बलिदानपछि गणतान्त्रिक सँविधान प्राप्त गरेको छ । यसले सबै जात , भाषा भाषी, धर्म, सँस्कृति र क्षेत्रलाई समान अवसर प्रदान गरेको छ ।

साथै नेपालीहरुमा विस्पट्ट अन्धकारको युग चिरेर नयाँ जीवन सुरु गरिसकेको अवस्था छ । वर्तमान समयमा नेपालीहरुले विगतका सारा असङ्गत कुराहरुलाई विर्सिएर राष्ट्रको नव निर्माणको यात्रा सुरु गर्नु आवश्यक छ । हामीले शान्ति र समृद्धिका सपना सजाएर अघि बढ्ने वातावरण भएको छ । त्यसैले समय एकदमै अनुकूल भएकाले राष्ट्रको नव निर्माणमा अघि बढ्न यात्रा बढ्न यात्रा सुरु गर्नका लागि समय अनुकूल रहेको कुरा कवितामा स्पष्ट पारेको छन् ।

শব্দের সঙ্গে কোন বিভক্তি যুক্ত হয়ে পদ তৈরি হয় ​

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Translation:

Terms are formed by adding a declension to a word

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Bye!

संकेत बिन्दुओं के आधार पर कहानी लेखन कीजिए | कहानी का शीर्षक भी लिखिए | निर्धन व्यक्ति .....एक महात्मा जी आए ......सेवा में प्रसन्न ......निर्धन व्यक्ति को प्रतिदिन सोने का अंडा देने वाली मुर्गी दी .....व्यक्ति के मन में लालच ....एक दिन में अमीर बनने का स्वप्न .... मुर्गी को मारना ......पछताना ........... शिक्षा answer to this qns .......................

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Write the story based on the hints. Also write the title of the story. Poor person… ..One Mahatma came… delighted in service…… gave a chicken to a...

How are we supposed to know what story this should be?

13. देवकुमारी थापाले विराट साहित्य संस्थाको.........पदमा रहेर काम गरिन् । 1. अध्यक्ष 2. सचिव 3. सदस्य 4. उपाध्यक्ष
fast pls​

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Answer:

4 upadaxya is the correct

what language is this?

siapa yang mau jadi teman ku​

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Saya akan tetapi saya tidak punya banyak waktu, maaf

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A class took a survey to decide where to go on a class trip, and they want to make a chart to see how popular each choice was. Will the need to make any changes to the data before creating the chart

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Answer:

yes

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in order they can get a correct survey and so that there won't be any mistakes that may acquire

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Answer:

शिमला

171001

हेलो रमेश ,

आशा करता हूँ तुम ठीक होंगे | मैं इस पत्र के माध्यम से तुम्हें छात्रावास के जीवन बताना चाहता हूँ | अब तुम छात्रावास में रहना होगा अपनी पढ़ाई के लिए | छात्रावास में रहने क बहुत मज़ा आता है बहुत कुछ सीखने को मिलता है | छात्रावास में सब अच्छे से हार काम समय पर करने की आदत बन जाती है | छात्रावास में कार्य अनुशासन के अनुसार होते है | वहां छात्रावास में सभी कामों ले लिए समय -सारणी बनी होती है ओर और उसी के अनुसार काम करना पड़ता है | छात्रावास में सब मिलकर रहते है, परिवार की याद कम आती है | आशा करता हूँ तुम मेरी बाते याद रखोगे और अच्छे दोस्त बनाना गलत कार्य में मत पड़ना |

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Hope it helped u if yes mark me BRAINLIEST as u said!

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Answer:

Prepare 1 Salachtra advertisement (in 25-30 words).

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What is the meaning of bsdk ?

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Answer:

Nutaq Board Software Development Kit 

I think

how can i improve my english vocabulary in less than 2 weeks? And how do i become better in math, science and other subjects?1

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Two words:

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What effect do the poppies have on people in The Wonderful Wizard of Oz?
A. They make people sleep, sometimes they sleep forever
B. They make people have amnesia
C. They cause instant death
D. They make people hallucinate

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Answer:

the solution is A

they make people sleep sometimes they sleep forever

1) Who was last year's president of India

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Ram Nath Kovind is an Indian politician serving as the 14th and current President of India since 25 July 2017.

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Ram Nath Kovind is last year's president of India

Your grandfather put some money in an account for you on the day you were born. You are now 18 years old and are allowed to withdraw the money for the first time. The account currently has $3996 in it and pays an 8% interest rate. A. How much money would be in the account

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FV=$3,996(1.08)=$6848.44

Bed shakers are a useful tool to help alert a deaf person of
O a clock alarm
O a phone call
O doorbell rings
O fire or smoke

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Answer:

i think it's fire or smoke.

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